An after death talk between two ladies

Two ladies talking after death

1st woman:      Hi!  Wanda.

2nd woman:     Hi! Sylvia. How’d you die?

1st woman:      I froze to death.

2nd woman:     How horrible!

1st woman:      It wasn’t so bad…. After I quit shaking from the cold, I began to get warm & sleepy, and finally died a peaceful death. What about you?

2nd woman:     I died of a massive heart attack. I suspected that my husband was cheating, so I came home early to catch him in the act.   But instead, I found him all by himself in the den watching TV.

1st woman:      So, what happened?

2nd woman:     I was so sure there was another woman there somewhere that I started running all over the house looking. I ran up into the attic and searched, and down into the basement. Then I went through every closet and checked under all the beds.  I kept this up until I had looked everywhere, and finally I became so exhausted that I just keeled over with a heart attack and died.

1st woman:     Too bad you didn’t look in the freezer—we’d both still be alive.


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