Teacher: Tell me a sentence that starts with an “I”.
Student: I is the…
Teacher: Stop! Never put ‘is’ after an “I”. Always put ‘am’ after an “I”.
Student: OK. I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.
A man left home running.
He ran a ways and then turned left, ran the same distance and turned left again, ran the same distance and turned left again.
When he got home there were two masked men. Who were they?
A catcher and an umpire. He is a baseball player.