family jokes

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Baahubali and the common man

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Baahubali and the common man

ഏതൊരു സാധാരണ പുരുഷനും സംഭവിക്കുന്നതേ ബാഹുബലിക്കും സംഭവിച്ചുള്ളു.

വീരശൂരപരാക്രമി ആയ സമയത്ത് ഒരു “കല്യാണം കഴിച്ചു”.

തുടർന്ന്…………

ജീവിതത്തിലെ രണ്ട് സ്ത്രി ജനങ്ങളുടെ (അമ്മ + ഭാര്യ) ഇടയിൽ കിടന്നു പോരാടി പാവം പോരാളി ബാഹുഅണ്ണൻ വീര മൃത്യു വരിച്ചു.

എല്ലാം ശുഭം…😄

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Why should a child named Degree

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I was buying mangoes at the junction while waiting for change I saw a woman with a little child. The child was walking a bit faster than the woman and the woman shouted;

“Degree, wait for me”.

I was so amazed hearing that name.

So to satisfy my curiosity, I walked closer to the woman and asked;

“ma, why do you call this child degree”?

The woman laughed and said

“I sent her mother to the University and this is what she brought home…😜😜😜😜

Don’t laugh alone please.

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An after death talk between two ladies

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Two ladies talking after death

1st woman:      Hi!  Wanda.

2nd woman:     Hi! Sylvia. How’d you die?

1st woman:      I froze to death.

2nd woman:     How horrible!

1st woman:      It wasn’t so bad…. After I quit shaking from the cold, I began to get warm & sleepy, and finally died a peaceful death. What about you?

2nd woman:     I died of a massive heart attack. I suspected that my husband was cheating, so I came home early to catch him in the act.   But instead, I found him all by himself in the den watching TV.

1st woman:      So, what happened?

2nd woman:     I was so sure there was another woman there somewhere that I started running all over the house looking. I ran up into the attic and searched, and down into the basement. Then I went through every closet and checked under all the beds.  I kept this up until I had looked everywhere, and finally I became so exhausted that I just keeled over with a heart attack and died.

1st woman:     Too bad you didn’t look in the freezer—we’d both still be alive.

PRICELESS!!

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