Husband like a movie
*_More Or Less_* 😂
_Every HUSBAND Is Like A MOVIE_
*_Produced By Mother_*
*_And Directed By Wife_* 😂😂😂
If a woman listens to you for less than 5 minutes then she is your daughter.
If a woman listens to you for about 15 minutes then she is your sister.
If a woman listens to you for over 30 minutes then she is your mother.
If a woman pretends to listen to you all the time but does not remember a word of what you said no matter how important, then she is….???????
You are correct!!!!!!
*SHE IS DEAF*
Why bring wife into every joke 😡😡😜
ഭാര്യ: “ഇന്നത്തെ ബ്രേക്ക്ഫാസ്റ്റിന് ബ്രെഡ്ടോസ്റ്റിനൊപ്പം തേൻ ആക്കിയാലോ?”
ഭർത്താവ്: “ഒരു ജീവിയുടെ വായിൽ നിന്നും വന്ന സാധനം തിന്നാൻ എനിക്ക് താല്പര്യമില്ല ”
ഭാര്യ: “എന്നാപ്പിന്നെ മുട്ട പുഴുങ്ങിയത് എടുക്കാം” 😩
Wife was driving…..
Husband – “Why don’t you use indicators when you take a turn?”
Wife – “What do you mean use indicators…why should I?”
Husband- “So that, other drivers know which way you will turn.”
Wife- “Where I am going is nobody’s business*…!!!”
Husband – “Sorry…..
The day after marriage bridal girl was in tears and little boy on watching this asked his dad
Son: Dad, why the girl is crying?
Dad: Because she is leaving her parents and going to a new place.
Son: What about that boy?
Dad: He will start crying from tomorrow.
A person on his death bed (in Mumbai at Hospital) with Wife, Kids and Nurse beside him.
Man to Eldest son : ” You take the 15 Bungalows at Borivali.”
To daughter : “You take the 8 bungalows at Juhu.”
To youngest son : “You are my youngest and dearest and I want your future to be bright, so you keep the 20 offices at Nariman Point.”
To wife : “Dear Kavita, you keep all 11 of our Lokhandwala building flats.”
Nurse – quite impressed –
To wife : “wow…You are lucky to have such a husband who is so rich and giving you all the properties etc.”
Wife: “What properties, what rich … Doodhwala hai sala..
he’s distributing our responsibilities of delivering Milk to his clients in the morning”.😜
😂 Nurse FAINTED !!! !!!!!!!