A person on his death bed (in Mumbai at Hospital) with Wife, Kids and Nurse beside him.
Man to Eldest son : ” You take the 15 Bungalows at Borivali.”
To daughter : “You take the 8 bungalows at Juhu.”
To youngest son : “You are my youngest and dearest and I want your future to be bright, so you keep the 20 offices at Nariman Point.”
To wife : “Dear Kavita, you keep all 11 of our Lokhandwala building flats.”
Nurse – quite impressed –
To wife : “wow…You are lucky to have such a husband who is so rich and giving you all the properties etc.”
Wife: “What properties, what rich … Doodhwala hai sala..
he’s distributing our responsibilities of delivering Milk to his clients in the morning”.😜
😂 Nurse FAINTED !!! !!!!!!!