Secret of happy married life

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Secret of happy married life

I asked my friend, “What is the secret behind your Happy Married Life?”

He said “You should share responsibilities with due love and respect each other. Then absolutely there will be no problems.”

I asked, “Can you explain?”

He said “In my house, I take decisions on bigger issues where as my Wife decides on smaller issues. We do not interfere in each other’s decisions.”
Still not convinced, I asked him “Give me some examples”.

He said “Smaller issues like, which car we should buy, how much amount to save, when to visit the super market, when & where to go on vacation, which sofa, air conditioner, refrigerator to buy. Monthly expenses, whether to keep a maid or not etc. All are decided by my wife. I just agree to it ”

I asked, “Then, what is your role?”

He said “My decisions are only for very big issues. Like whether America should attack Iran, whether Britain should lift sanctions on Zimbabwe, etc etc. and do you know, my wife NEVER, objects to any of these decisions”…😜

Dedicated to all Married Friends….!