How to upgrade Boyfriend to Husband

A woman writes to the IT Technical support Guy :-

Dear Tech Support,
Last year I upgraded from “Boyfriend 5.0” to “Husband 1.0” and I noticed a distinct slowdown in the overall system performance. This is particularly in the “Flower” and “Jewellery” applications, which operated flawlessly under “Boyfriend 5.0”!

In addition, “Husband 1.0” uninstalled another
valuable program, “Romance 9.5”, and then installed undesirable programs such as “NEWS 5.0”, “MONEY 3.0” and “CRICKET 4.1”

What can I do?

Reply :

Dear Madam,

First, keep in mind, “Boyfriend 5.0” is an Entertainment Package, while “Husband 1.0” is an Operating System.

Please enter command- “ithoughtyoulovedme.html” and try to download “Tears 6.2” , then only it will automatically run the applications “Jewellery 2.0” and “Flowers 3.5”.

However, remember, overuse of the above application can cause “Husband 1.0” to default to “Silence 2.5” , “Beer 6.1” or “Whisky 6.8”

Also DO NOT disturb the original package of “Husband 1.0” Otherwise new virus “Girlfriend 2.5” will automatically be downloaded into your system.
So please be careful!

In addition, please do not attempt to reinstall the “Boyfriend 5.0” program.
These are unsupported applications and will crash “Husband 1.0”

We also recommend: “Cooking 3.0”

Good Luck Madam !

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