A vacation warning letter to husband
Letter for husband when Wife went to her mothers place-
1 – no need to call friends and relatives when I am not at home. Last time I got 4 large pizza bills beneath sofa??
2 – don’t forget mobile at soap holder in bathroom like last time… Anyways Why would anyone need a mobile in a bathroom ?
3 – keep your specs in box last time around it was found in refrigerator ?
4 – salary paid to maid no need to be extra generous ?
5 – don’t disturb neighbors early in morning asking if they have got newspaper or not?? Our newspaper vendor is different from theirs.. And our laundry person and milkman are also different?
6 – Your underwear are on left side of wardrobe and on right side are pappu’s ..like last time don’t say I was uncomfortable at office??
And last but not least….
7 – don’t try to be oversmart I will be back anytime without intimating you ????