A vacation warning letter to husband

Letter for husband when Wife went to her mothers place-
1 – no need to call friends and relatives when I am not at home. Last time I got 4 large pizza bills beneath sofa??

2 – don’t forget mobile at soap holder in bathroom like last time… Anyways Why would anyone need a mobile in a bathroom ?

3 – keep your specs in box last time around it was found in refrigerator ?

4 – salary paid to maid no need to be extra generous ?

5 – don’t disturb neighbors early in morning asking if they have got newspaper or not?? Our newspaper vendor is different from theirs.. And our laundry person and milkman are also different?

6 – Your underwear are on left side of wardrobe and on right side are pappu’s ..like last time don’t say I was uncomfortable at office??

And last but not least….

7 – don’t try to be oversmart I will be back anytime without intimating you ????