Definition of managers in simple terms make you laugh

*Project Manager* is a Person who thinks nine women can deliver a baby in One month.

*Procurement manager* is a Person who thinks it will take 18 months to deliver a Baby.

*Operations Head* is one who thinks single woman can deliver nine babies in one month if works harder.

*Marketing Manager* is a person who convinces anyone that he can deliver a baby even if no man and woman are available.

*Financial Budget*Team thinks they don’t need a man or woman; they’ll produce a child with zero resources.

* Planning Team* thinks they don’t care whether the child is delivered, they’ll just document 9 months.

*Quality Auditor* is the person who is never happy with a delivered baby.

*HR Manager* is a person who thinks that… a Donkey can deliver a Human Baby – if given 9 Months.

*Customer*is the one who doesn’t know why he wants a baby….!!!!!

…….for all corporate guys