Beggar – Give me food.?Man – I’ll give u vodka.?
Beggar – I don’t drink.?
Man – I will give u cigarette.?
Beggar – i don’t smoke.?
Man – i will take u to d races.?
Beggar – i don’t gamble.?
Man – i will get u a girlfriend.
Beggar – no i only love my wife.?
Man – i’ll give u food, but first u have to come to my house.?
Beggar – why?
Man – i want my wife to see what stage people get into when they don’t drink, smoke, gamble and only love their wife..