What may happen if you visit very rich relatives

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DON’T VISIT VERY RICH RELATIVES OR FRIENDS

I went to see a friend from a very rich family. The maid approached me and asked.

MAID: What would you like to have, fruit juice, yoghurt, tea, chocolate, cappuccino , frapuccino or coffee?

ME: Tea please.

MAID: Thanks. Which one you prefer, Ceylon Tea, Indian Tea, Herbal Tea, Kericho Gold Tea, Bush Tea or Green Tea?

ME: Ceylon Tea please.

MAID: How do you want it, black or white?

ME: White….

MAID: Milk or fresh cream?

ME: With milk.

MAID: Goat milk or cow milk?

ME: Cow’s milk.

MAID: Freezeland cow or Afrikaner cow?

ME: Uhm, lemme go with the freezeland cow.

MAID: Would you like it with sweetner, sugar or honey?

ME: Sugar.

MAID: Bee sugar or cane sugar?

ME: Cane sugar

MAID: White, brown or yellow sugar?

ME: OMG! forget about the tea, just give me a glass of water…

MAID: Mineral, tap or distilled water?

ME: Mineral water.

MAID: Flavored or non flavored?

ME: Leave it. Infact, get me an empty glass!

MAID:Do you want a tumbler, wine glass, champagne flute or a beer mug?

ME: Free me, I am ok as it is…”

Send to αll your friends to put a smile on their faces…… Don’t spoil the fun.