DON’T VISIT VERY RICH RELATIVES OR FRIENDS
I went to see a friend from a very rich family. The maid approached me and asked.
MAID: What would you like to have, fruit juice, yoghurt, tea, chocolate, cappuccino , frapuccino or coffee?
ME: Tea please.
MAID: Thanks. Which one you prefer, Ceylon Tea, Indian Tea, Herbal Tea, Kericho Gold Tea, Bush Tea or Green Tea?
ME: Ceylon Tea please.
MAID: How do you want it, black or white?
MAID: Milk or fresh cream?
ME: With milk.
MAID: Goat milk or cow milk?
ME: Cow’s milk.
MAID: Freezeland cow or Afrikaner cow?
ME: Uhm, lemme go with the freezeland cow.
MAID: Would you like it with sweetner, sugar or honey?
MAID: Bee sugar or cane sugar?
ME: Cane sugar
MAID: White, brown or yellow sugar?
ME: OMG! forget about the tea, just give me a glass of water…
MAID: Mineral, tap or distilled water?
ME: Mineral water.
MAID: Flavored or non flavored?
ME: Leave it. Infact, get me an empty glass!
MAID:Do you want a tumbler, wine glass, champagne flute or a beer mug?
ME: Free me, I am ok as it is…”
Send to αll your friends to put a smile on their faces…… Don’t spoil the fun.