FATHER – I chose an excellent young woman for you to marry.
SON – But, father, I prefer to choose my own woman.
FATHER – My son, she is Bill Gates daughter…
SON – Well, in this in case that, I accept.
Then, the father goes to Bill Gates…
FATHER – Bill, I have a fiancé for your daughter
BILL GATES – But my daughter is very young to marry!
FATHER – But this young man is the vice-president of the World Bank…
BILL GATES – Well, in this case, all good.
Finally, the father goes to the President of the World Bank…
FATHER – Mr. President, I have to recommend a young man to be the vice-president of the World Bank.
President World Bank – But I already have many vices-presidents, more than necessary.
FATHER – But, Sir, this young man is the Bill Gates son-in-law.
President World Bank – In this case he can start tomorrow!
When I was born, I was black.
When I grew up, I was black.
When I get hot, I am black.
When I get cold, I am black.
When I am sick, I am black.
When I die, I am black.
When you were born, You were pink.
When you grew up, You were white.
When you get hot, You go red.
When you get cold, You go blue.
When you are sick, You go purple.
When you die, You go green.
AND YET YOU CALL ME COLORED?