Moral- Always go out with mixer.

Text Jokes

Wife: Where are you?Husband : At home love.

Wife: Are you sure?

Husband: Yes.

Wife : Turn on the mixer.

Husband : (turns mixer on) Rrrreeereeeereeee…

Wife: Ok my love goodbye.
Another day……

Suspicious Wife: Where are you?

Husband : At home love. Wife: Are you sure?

Husband : Yes.

Wife: Turn on the mixer.

Husband: (turns mixer on) Rrreeereeeereeee…

Wife: Ok my love goodbye. 
The next day, the wife decides to go home without notice, and finds her son alone and she asks him, “Son, where is your father?”
Son: “I don’t know, he went out with the mixer… ???

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Now don’t laugh alone forward it?????