How to introduce your family to new generation

Superb Family Introduction!!! A man is introducing his family:

1. This is my wife….. Google Vasantha…. if u ask one question she wud give many relevant and irrelevant answers …!!!

2. This is our son.. Facebook Kuttappan… he makes sure that our personal matters reaches the whole colony…!!!

3. This is our daughter …. Twitter Kalyani.. whole colony follows her…!!!

4. This is my Whatsapp mother Thankamani… she buzzes all day commenting on everything..!

5. And I am, Orkut Thankappan… I have become irrelevant…….!!!: