I went to the liquor store yesterday on my bicycle.
Bought a bottle of whisky and put it in the bicycle basket.
As I was about to leave, I thought to myself that if I fell off the bicycle, the bottle would break.
So I drank all the whisky before I cycled home.
Finally, it turned out to be a very good decision, …………….
because I fell off my bicycle seven times on the way home.😜