Does she always talk to you like this?
A man was driving his wife home after a night out, when they were stopped by the police.
“Sir, did you know you were speeding?” asked the officer.
“No, I had no idea that I was speeding,” replied the husband.
“Of course you were,” interrupted the wife, “you’re always speeding.”
The officer looked at the rear of the vehicle and said,
“And did you know your brake light is broken sir?”
“No, I had no idea that it was broken,” replied the husband.
Again the wife interrupted, “Of course you knew it was broken. You’re always saying you’ll get it repaired, but you never have.”
The officer began to sympathize for the husband and said, “Does she always talk to you like this?”
The wife said, “Only when he’s drunk.”