Text Jokes

Once A Man Asked God: “Why All Girls Are So Cute & Sweet, And All Wives Are Always Angry ?” God Answered: “Girls Are Made […]

On New Year’s Eve, a woman stood up at a local pub and said it was time to get ready for the midnight countdown. At […]

The phone bill was exceptionally high. Man called a family meeting to discuss. Dad: This is unacceptable. I don’t use home phone, I use my […]

A keen MBA graduate applied for a salesman’s job at London ‘s premier downtown department store. In fact, it was the biggest store in the […]

There was a guy at a bar, just looking at his drink. He stays there for a half hour. Then a big trouble making truck driver steps […]

Two factory workers are talking. The woman says, “I can make the boss give me the day off.” The man replies, “And how would you […]

Reaching the end of a job interview, the Human Resources Officer asks a young engineer fresh out of the Boston University, “And what starting salary […]

There’s a man speeding on the road and a police officer is chasing him for miles. The man finally stops and the officer tells him, […]

Sardarji went to US and had ameeting with Bill Gates. Bill: “I want to show you US advanced technology even before you born” He takes […]

Wife: “How would you describe me?”  Husband: “ABCDEFGHIJK.”  Wife: “What does that mean?”  Husband: “Adorable, beautiful, cute, delightful, elegant, fashionable, gorgeous, and hot.”  Wife: “Aw, […]