Text Jokes

On their way to get married, a young Catholic couple is involved in a fatal car accident. The couple found themselves sitting outside the Pearly […]

When George was going to bed, his wife told him that he’d left the light on in the shed. George opened the door to go […]

A bus full of ugly people had a head on collision with a truck. When they died, God granted all of them one wish. The […]

During a bank robbery, the thief’s mask slipped off. He fixed it and asked a hostage, “Did you see my face?” The hostage had, so […]

A man was driving his wife home after a night out, when they were stopped by the police. “Sir, did you know you were speeding?” […]

A man and woman are sitting on their porch drinking a beer. The man says, “I love you.” The woman asks,“Is that you talking or the beer […]

In the first year of marriage, the man speaks and the woman listens. In the second year, the woman speaks and the man listens. In […]

A husband and wife are moving out of their house and are starting to box everything up. The husband finds a box under the bed, […]

A couple drives to the hospital because the wife is in labor. The doctor alerts them that she invented a machine that will transfer some […]