Jokes

What did you learn in school today?

Mother: What did you learn in school today? Son: How to write.  Mother: What did you write?  Son: I don’t know, they haven’t taught us […]

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How did the human race appear?

A little girl asked her mother, “How did the human race appear?”  The mother answered, “God made Adam and Eve and they had children, and […]

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I really love you!, really?

Boy: I am not rich like Sam, I don’t even have a  sports car like Sam. But I really love you! Girl: I love you […]

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School ahead go slow

Teacher asked : Why are you late for school?  Sam: Because of the Sign.  Teacher : What Sign?  Sam : The sign that says “School […]

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Interesting way of proposing a girl

I have spent many sleepless nights in your love. And, I don’t want my son to do the same for your daughter. So lets make them […]

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Ultimate bargain with a Dentist

A lady calls a Dentist to inquire about the cost for tooth extraction. Dentist: Rs 850 Ma’m. Lady: Rs 850!!! Too much! Don’t you have […]

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Marriage certificate expiration date

Wife: “What are you doing?”  Husband : Nothing.  Wife : “Nothing…? You’ve been reading our marriage certificate for an hour.”  Husband : “I am looking […]

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Everybody knows Jesus saves

Jesus and the devil were arguing over which one of them was the better computer programmer.  “I am!” Jesus shouted.  “No, I am!” the devil […]

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What it feels like when I’m driving.

Wife was making a breakfast of fried eggs for her husband. Suddenly, her husband burst into the kitchen.  ‘Careful,’ he said, ‘CAREFUL! Put in some […]

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