Jokes

There’s a man speeding on the road and a police officer is chasing him for miles. The man finally stops and the officer tells him, […]

Sardarji went to US and had ameeting with Bill Gates. Bill: “I want to show you US advanced technology even before you born” He takes […]

Wife: “How would you describe me?”  Husband: “ABCDEFGHIJK.”  Wife: “What does that mean?”  Husband: “Adorable, beautiful, cute, delightful, elegant, fashionable, gorgeous, and hot.”  Wife: “Aw, […]

On the first day of college, the Dean addressed the students: “The female dormitory is out-of-bounds for all male students, and the male dormitory to […]

A Very True Corporate Story Every day, a small ? Ant arrives at work very early and starts work immediately. ? She produces a lot and […]

TV Anchor interviewing a Farmer: Q: What food do you serve to your goat? Farmer : to white one or to black one? Anchor: to […]

A professor was giving a big test one day to his students. He handed out all of the tests and went back to his desk […]

Teacher: “Kids,what does the chicken give you?” Student: “Meat!” Teacher: “Very good! Now what does the pig give you?” Student: “Bacon!” Teacher: “Great! And what […]

A man walks into a bar and orders a shot, then he looks into his shirt pocket and orders another one. After he finishes, he […]

Investment Banker Was Getting Married. During Wedding, Wife Vomits. Husband~”What Happened ?” Wife: “Capital Gains Arising Out Of Previous Investment.” Husband: You cheated me. Wife: You should […]