Excessive strategic planning

STRATEGIC PLANNING::

I went to the liquor store yesterday on my bicycle.

Bought a bottle of whisky and put it in the bicycle basket.

As I was about to leave, I thought to myself that if I fell off the bicycle, the bottle would break.

So I drank all the whisky before I cycled home.

Finally, it turned out to be a very good decision, …………….

………..

because I fell off my bicycle seven times on the way home.?