A latest survey says that more often speaking to wife reduces tension, mental agony and hence the heart attack possibility reduces by 80%. Feels 100% relaxation and hence the life span and health increases.
This conclusion comes in the survey conducted in England. But,
It is not disclosing Who’s wife is.
Husband and wife went for shopping to get new sarees for wife.
After seeing numerous sarees she shortlisted around 100 and further brought down to 25. out of those 25 she finally asked her husband to choose 5 sarees among them.
Then she finally picked up one saree and It took almost three hours for his wife to finalise.
The husband settled the bill and commented :- Adam was very lucky because he and Eve used to wear only leaves. He need not have to waste too much of time.
Ultimate comment by wife :- Who knows how many trees Adam had to climb and finally choose the leaves as per the wish of eve ?????
Once you realize that your Wife is:
has a great Beauty,
gets things done on her Own,
drives a car well,
has very little Expectations,
is not Materialistic and Loves you with crazy devotion…
The Liquor you have consumed is of the best quality….
Argument with a woman is like reading the Software Licence Agreement. At the end, you ignore……….
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A new seat belt design that will be able to reduce 45% less car accidents..
Hold your wife’s hand in the mall because if you let go, she will start shopping..
☎ Phone rings at night.
Husband: ” If its for me, then say I am not at home”
Wife : ” He is at home” & disconnects
Husband in anger : ” What the HELL?”
Wife : ” SHUT UP. IT WAS FOR ME”??
A conversation between Wife and Husband for fixing Food Menu in Malayalam.
Q: Why doesn’t law permit a man to marry a second woman?
A: Because as per law you cannot be punished twice for the same offence!