Tag: student jokes

How to answer Train Window Viva question

Students went to an Engineering Viva Exam.

The first guy goes into the class, and the professor begins the Viva with a question…

“Let’s say you are traveling by train and its getting hot. What will you do?”

“Open the window”… he answers.

“Very good”…the professor continues..

“Now…The window has a surface of 1.5 m2″… and

“The compartment has a volume of 12 m3″… and

“The train speeds 80 kph to the west”…

“The south wind is blowing at 5 mps”…

“How quickly will the space be refreshed?”

The student does not know the answer and fails the exam.

He gets out and tells the other students the question.

The second student goes in, and the professor begins with the question…

“Lets say you are traveling by train and it’s getting hot. What will you do?”

“Sir, I’ll take off my coat”… answers the student.

“But It’s very hot!”…Continues the professor.

“Then I’ll Take off my shirt and my baniyan also.”…. Student

“But It’s damn hot!”…The professor adamantly insists.

“Then I’ll take off my pants and socks, Sir.” ….. Student

“But You can’t sit naked in the train!!!! They will report you to the police”… said the angry professor.

The student confidently answers…

Sir, whatever happens, I am not going to open that window!” ๐Ÿ˜ฌ๐Ÿ˜‚

Expressing positively to parents by class teacher

When the teachers are compelled to write only positive things about the students, some letters will be like this to inform important things to parents.

Dear Parent,

We are impressed by your child’s knowledge of martial arts. In the past month, he has broken two legs, four arms and three noses. He also shows prudence while fighting, taking care to pick on weaker boys. For some reason, however, the fathers of the boys who were beaten up are planning to go to your home with hockey sticks.

Yours wretchedly,

Teacher

Positive letter from mathematics teacher to parents

New generationย  requires positivism…

Dear Parent,

Your child’s distaste for mundane subjects such as mathematics shows an imaginative mind. Why, he wonders, does the square of the hypotenuse have to be equal to the square of the other two sides in a right-angled triangle? It is no wonder that he has scored a splendid zero in his math exam. Unfortunately, even brilliant students have to pass exams. Could you gently break that news to him?

Yours entreatingly,

Teacher

Teacher’s job is not easy nowadays

These letters written based on the condition that it should not spread negativity.

Dear Parent,

We are delighted to inform you that your child displays remarkable initiative. Not for him the simple-minded obedience to teachers. We refer to his admirable refusal to do homework. We have, however, humbly requested him to stoop to our level and condescend to do his homework. Your support is appreciated.

Yours anxiously,

Teacher

Planning so important

Why isย Planning so important?

One Night 4 college students were playing till late night and could not study for the test which was scheduled for the next day.

In the morning they thought of a plan. They made themselves look as dirty with grease and dirt. They then went up to the Dean and said that they had gone out to a wedding last night and on their return, the tyre of their car burst and they had to push the car all the way back and that they were in no condition to appear for the test.

So the Dean said they could have the re-test after 3 days. They thanked him and said they would be ready by that time.

On the third day they appeared before the Dean. The Dean said that as this was a Special Condition Test, all four were required to sit in separate classrooms for the test. They all agreed as they had prepared well in the last 3 days.

The Test consisted of 2 questions with a total of 100 Marks.

See Below for the question Paper

 

Q.1. Your Name…….. ………

(2 MARKS)

Q.2.. Which tyre burst?

(98 MARKS)

 

a) Front Left

b) Front Right

c) Back Left

d) Back Right

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Height of Technology

HEIGHT OF TECHNOLOGY…
A student writes his answers as

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And then writes…

Answers are written in Bar-Code….

To protect them from being copied…!!!

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