THis is ultimate. ?
DOCTOR: why did you take your antibiotic Medicine at 6 am , when I told you 9 am..?
PATIENT: I wanted to surprise the Bacteria..?
A man visits a mental hospital.
He sees a patient with torn clothes & unkempt hair shouting “Sandhya !! Sandhya !!”
He asks the assistant about the reason for his behavior.
Asst. says the patient used to love a girl called Sandhya but couldn’t marry her. So he became mad.
The man visits the next ward.
There also he sees another patient with torn clothes & unkempt hair shouting
“Sandhya !! Sandhya!!”
The man looks at the assistant.
The assistant says – “This one married Sandhya “
Lady patient says to Doctor inside his examination room……
Lady- Doctor can you please call my Husband inside, I am not feeling comfortable……
Doctor – Trust me lady, I am a Gentleman.
Lady patient –
No Sir……that’s not the issue….. Your beautiful receptionist is alone outside and my Husband is not a gentleman…!!!!!!