This might happen when our child is sick.
Mother to her sick child: “You have fever. I will make Chicken Soup”
The chicken who hears this: “When fever comes, need to buy some medicines like paracetamol, you foolish mother”
THis is ultimate. ?
DOCTOR: why did you take your antibiotic Medicine at 6 am , when I told you 9 am..?
PATIENT: I wanted to surprise the Bacteria..?
A man visits a mental hospital.
He sees a patient with torn clothes & unkempt hair shouting “Sandhya !! Sandhya !!”
He asks the assistant about the reason for his behavior.
Asst. says the patient used to love a girl called Sandhya but couldn’t marry her. So he became mad.
The man visits the next ward.
There also he sees another patient with torn clothes & unkempt hair shouting
“Sandhya !! Sandhya!!”
The man looks at the assistant.
The assistant says – “This one married Sandhya “
Old man saying to doctor about his wife’s pregnancy and the doctors reply with an example of hunting with an umbrella.
Absolute Classic!!!
Lady patient says to Doctor inside his examination room……
Lady- Doctor can you please call my Husband inside, I am not feeling comfortable……
Doctor – Trust me lady, I am a Gentleman.
Lady patient –
No Sir……that’s not the issue….. Your beautiful receptionist is alone outside and my Husband is not a gentleman…!!!!!!
