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Relation between Chess and Wife

We can find some interesting similar situations in Chess and Real life. You’ll love to check the given two examples here that relates to Chess and Wife….

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Chess is the only game in the world, which reflects the status of the husband;

The poor king can take only one step at a time ….

While the mighty queen can do whatever she likes….

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What’s a real Checkmate?

You tell your wife “I saw a lady, looked exactly like you”.

And wife asks “WAS SHE GORGEOUS..??” now that’s Checkmate!

You can’t say ‘No’ and you can’t say ‘Yes’ ………

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You’ll never win if you play with wife

WIFE: Honey let’s play a game

HUSBAND: Okay. What’s the game about?

WIFE: If I mention a country, you run to the left side of the room and touch the wall & if I mention a bird, you run to the right side of the room and touch the wall. If you run to the wrong direction, you’ll give me all your salary for this month

HUSBAND: Okay! And if you fail in your turn, I’ll have your salary too right?

WIFE: (smiles) Yes darling!

HUSBAND: Okay (stands up ready to run in any direction)
Wife: are you ready

Husband: Yes ready

WIFE: TURKEY

Its been 4 HOURS NOW…
The husband is still standing at the spot wondering if she meant the Country or the bird 😀😀😝😝👊👊

Moral lesson… After God, Fear Women!😂😂😂