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Engineers can prove anything..

Text Jokes

* Engineers Can Prove Anything For 10 Marks

Question : Prove : PAPA = MAMA

Medical Doctor:” Of Course Not. Out of our Syllabus”

Accountant: ”No Way. Totally Illogical”

Barrister: ”Cannot Be Proved. Totally Irrational”

Social sciences: Not in this world, but…..

Engineer: Its Simple Solution
As we know,
Pressure(P)= Force/Area
i.e P = F/A
∴F = PA ⋅⋅⋅⋅⋅⋅⋅⋅⋅⋅⋅⋅⋅⋅⋅⋅⋅⋅⋅⋅⋅⋅⋅⋅ (i)
Now ,aacording to Newtons 2nd law of Motion,
Force(F) = Mass(M) × Acceleration(A)
i.e F =MA ⋅⋅⋅⋅⋅⋅⋅⋅⋅⋅⋅⋅⋅⋅⋅⋅⋅⋅⋅⋅⋅⋅⋅(ii)
From equation (i) and (ii)
Squaring both sides
(PA)² = (MA)²

Difference between Life goals of doctors & Engineers

Difference between Life goals of doctors & Engineers

Doctor’s life goals:

1. Become a doctor

2. Marry a doctor

3. Have kids

4. Make them doctors

5. Get them married to a doctor

6. Die.

Engineer’s life goals:

1. Study Engineering

2. Ask your siblings not to study Engineering

3. Ask your friends not to study Engineering

4. Tell everybody not to study Engineering

5. Die watching everybody still chooses Engineering.