An engineer’s way of solution
We may find interesting to see the solution of an engineer to this problem.
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See the applied design of Staircase for special applications… The OUT portion is suitably designed.
Engineers can prove anything..
* Engineers Can Prove Anything For 10 Marks
Question : Prove : PAPA = MAMA
Medical Doctor:” Of Course Not. Out of our Syllabus”
Accountant: ”No Way. Totally Illogical”
Barrister: ”Cannot Be Proved. Totally Irrational”
Social sciences: Not in this world, but…..
Engineer: Its Simple Solution
As we know,
Pressure(P)= Force/Area
i.e P = F/A
∴F = PA ⋅⋅⋅⋅⋅⋅⋅⋅⋅⋅⋅⋅⋅⋅⋅⋅⋅⋅⋅⋅⋅⋅⋅⋅ (i)
Now ,aacording to Newtons 2nd law of Motion,
Force(F) = Mass(M) × Acceleration(A)
i.e F =MA ⋅⋅⋅⋅⋅⋅⋅⋅⋅⋅⋅⋅⋅⋅⋅⋅⋅⋅⋅⋅⋅⋅⋅(ii)
From equation (i) and (ii)
PA = MA
Squaring both sides
(PA)² = (MA)²
∴ PAPA = MAMA
When 3 brothers of an Engineer are businessmen
When 3 brothers of an Engineer are businessmen
An analogous situation, when one of the brothers is an engineer and all others are businessmen.
Difference between Life goals of doctors & Engineers
Difference between Life goals of doctors & Engineers
Doctor’s life goals:
1. Become a doctor
2. Marry a doctor
3. Have kids
4. Make them doctors
5. Get them married to a doctor
6. Die.
Engineer’s life goals:
1. Study Engineering
2. Ask your siblings not to study Engineering
3. Ask your friends not to study Engineering
4. Tell everybody not to study Engineering
5. Die watching everybody still chooses Engineering.
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