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Judgement is easier…

Expert Comments!

After a morning walk, a group of doctors was standing at a road-side restaurant enjoying a cup of tea.

Then they saw a man limping towards them.

• One doctor said he has Arthritis in his Left Knee.

• The second said he has Plantar Faciitis

• The third said, just an Ankle Sprain.

• The fourth said, see that man cannot lift his knee, he looks to have Lower Motor Neurons.

• But to me he seems a Hemiplegia Scissors Gait, said the fifth.

° Before the sixth could proclaim his diagnosis… the man reached the group and asked,

Is there a cobbler nearby who can repair my slipper?”

This is exactly how the Experts talk on Social Media & Television these days..

There is always another way to solve a problem

There is always another way to solve a problem

Ever since Rob was a child, he had a fear of someone under his bed at night. So he went to a Psychiatrist and told him, “I’ve got problems. Every time I go to bed I think there’s somebody under it.  I’m scared.  I think I’m going crazy.”

“Just put yourself in my hands for one year”, said the psychiatrist. “Come talk to me three times a week and we should be able to get rid of those fears.”

“How much do you charge?”

‘Eighty dollars per visit,’ replied the doctor.

‘I’ll sleep on it and if needed I will come back to you,’ Rob said.

 

Six months later he met the Psychiatrist on the street.

‘Why didn’t you come to see me about those fears you were having?’ he asked.

‘Well, Eighty bucks a visit three times a week for a year is an awful lot of money! A friend cured me for $10. I was so happy to have saved all that money that I went and bought me a new SUV”.   With a bit of an attitude, he said.

Doctor asked: ‘Is that so! ‘ and how, may I ask, did the friend cure you?’

‘He told me to cut the legs off the bed – There ain’t nobody under the bed now!

 

FORGET THOSE PSYCHIATRISTS .. GO TALK TO A FRIEND.  There is always another way to solve a problem.😝

Difference between Life goals of doctors & Engineers

Difference between Life goals of doctors & Engineers

Doctor’s life goals:

1. Become a doctor

2. Marry a doctor

3. Have kids

4. Make them doctors

5. Get them married to a doctor

6. Die.

Engineer’s life goals:

1. Study Engineering

2. Ask your siblings not to study Engineering

3. Ask your friends not to study Engineering

4. Tell everybody not to study Engineering

5. Die watching everybody still chooses Engineering.

😅🤣😂