This is the representation of expectations of parents about their children and the reality. You will agree that is true in this world.
Annie, 6 years old, gets home from school.
She had her first family planning lesson at school.
Her mother, very interested, asks;” How did it go?”
“I nearly died of shame!” She answers!
“Why?” Her Mother asked.
Annie said, “Kate from down the road, says that the stork brings babies.
Sally next door said you can buy babies at the orphanage.
Pete in my class says you can buy babies at the hospital.”
Her mother answers laughingly “But that’s no reason to be ashamed?”
“No… well that’s how I felt when I had to tell them that we were so poor….that you and daddy had to make me yourselves
Innocence is bliss! ?.
Kid in a English class :- ” Me sleep with Dad last night. ”
Teacher (correcting) :- No Kid, I, I slept with Dad last night..
Kid :- You might have come after I slept…?
Teacher:- Get out….???
KID :- Why some of your hair are white dad…?
DAD : – Every time you make me unhappy , one of my hair turns white…
KID :- Now understand why grandpa’s hairs are all white…
Moral :- Don’t be over smart…
Child : Mummy why Gandhi has no hair on his head…?
Mummy : Because he speak only truth…
Child : Now I understud why ladies have long hair…
Teacher: How old is your father?
Kid: He is 6 years.
Teacher: What? How is this possible?
Kid: He became father only when I was born.
Don’t laugh alone, share with others ?…