Presentation matters in results
Wife: listen, shall we go to watch the circus ???
Husband: No……… I m busy..
Wife: it seems there’s a girl riding on a lion without dress …!!!!!
Husband: you have become very stubborn …. in everything you want to be stubborn …..okay ..let’s go ..anyway I’ve not seen a lion for a long time ….!!!!!😜
The rest of the story …
Husband & wife went to watch the circus. Husband had even bought the front row seats … 😎
Lion show started ….and also got over …but no girl without dress ..Soon, the entire Circus show was over…
Husband: you told me there is a show where a girl comes without dress?
Wife: I said a lion without dress, not girl ……..
I swear you will read it again.. 😜
A Tiger was getting married and all animals attended the wedding .
Every animal stood at distance and wished the Tiger.
A cat came and climbed to the stage and danced nicely then extended his hand to wish the tiger.
The tiger roared in rage and said how dare you come on the stage? Even the panther is maintaining its distance and you climbed the stage.
The cat replied and after listening to that the Tiger fainted. What would have the cat said ???
The cat said “Oh shut up buddy, even I was a tiger before marriage”
Forward the msg to married people to get some smile on their face
A farmer owns 25 young hens and one old cock …
As he feels that the old cock could no longer handle his job efficiently, the farmer bought one young cock from the market…
Old cock to Young cock :
Old cock: Welcome to join me, we will work together towards productivity…
Young cock: What do you mean? As far as I know, you are old & should be retired.
Old cock : Young boy, there are 25 hens here, can’t I help you with some?
Young cock: No!! Not even one, all of them will be mine.
Old cock: In this case, I shall challenge you to a competition & if I win you shall allow me to have one hen & if I lose you will have all.
Young cock: OKKK.. What kind of competition?
Old cock: 50 meters run. From here to that tree. But due to my age, I hope you allow me to start off the first 10 meters.
Young cock: No problem ! We will compete tomorrow morning.
In the morning the Young cock allows the Old cock to start off & when the Old cock crosses the 10 meters mark the Young cock chases him with all his might.
Soon enough, he was behind the Old cock’s back in a matter of seconds.
Before he could overtake the old cock, he was shot dead by the farmer …
: “Hell , This is the 5th GAY cock I’ve bought this week.” ??
Moral: beware of senior experience in corporate politics !!!!!?