An engineer’s way of solution
We may find interesting to see the solution of an engineer to this problem.
Never loose the opportunity
A Manager, his Assistant, an old woman and her young daughter are traveling in a train and during the course of time get themselves introduced to each other and became temporary friends.
The train goes through a tunnel and it gets completely dark.
Suddenly there is a kissing sound and then a slap.
The train comes out of the tunnel.
The women and the Assistant are sitting there looking perplexed.
The Manager is bending over holding his face, which is red from an apparent slap.
All of them remain diplomatic and nobody says anything.
The Old woman is thinking : “These Managers are all crazy after young girls. He must have kissed my daughter in the tunnel. Very proper that she slapped him.”
The Young girl is thinking : “The Manager must have tried to kiss me but kissed my mother instead and got slapped.”
The Manager is thinking : “Damn it. My Assistant must have kissed the young girl. She might have thought it was me and slapped me.”
Now guess what the Assistant is thinking.
The Assistant is thinking………..
“I hope this train goes through another tunnel soon… Then I will make another kissing sound and slap my Manager even harder. This Rascal keeps harassing me too much in the Office”.😂
Solutions to all your problems
Whenever you feel depressed in life….
open your E-Mail inbox including spam folders…
You can find:
1) 6 banks are giving easy loans….
2) 10/15 banks waiting to deliver your pre approval credit card….
3) you have won £ 10000000 and USD 500000 for unknown reasons….
4) 8-10 Job companies have best jobs for you…
5) 3 matrimonial sites have most suited matches for you…
6) Dr. Batra has claimed that he will cure your hair fall…
7) 5-6 universities are giving you degrees in random subjects….
And moreover,
8) Approx 20-25 mails from Riya, Priya, and Neha who are feeling lonely and want to meet you….
..What else more you want in life? …..😂
The special logic device
Marriage is the special logic device that gives these interesting outputs according to the different input conditions.
Making soup in Fibonacci’s way
It is easy to make soup in Fibonacci way. We only need few components to make it….
Be a Responsible Person
In an interview,
the owner asked: In this job, we are looking for a Responsible Person. How can you prove that you are eligible for the job?
Applicant:……….
A corporate story: Parrots
Corporate story…..
Once a man goes to a shop to buy parrot. He asks the shop owner price of the Parrot:
Shop owner: RS. 500
Customer: Why so costly?
Shop owner: He knows Word, Excel and Power Point
Customer: What’s the price of this second Parrot?
Shop owner: RS. 1000 as it knows Word, Excel, Power Point and also Programming
Customer: how nice, and what’s the price of this parrot which is sleeping?
Shop owner: That’s for RS. 5000 Customer: And what does it know?
Shop owner: That I don’t know, I haven’t seen him do anything, but the other two parrots call him Boss.
Welcome 2019
When I started using pen in my school days, and I made a mistake, I would try hard to erase it before submitting to my teacher.
Sometimes, I use chalk to clean my mistake but it later re-appeared.
So I began to use saliva, it worked, but only to leave holes in my books.
My teachers then used to beat me for being outrageously dirty. But all I tried to do was to cover my error.
One day, a kind hearted teacher who loved me so much called me aside and she said, ” Anytime you make a mistake, just cross it and move on” .
She said further ” Trying to erase your mistakes would only damage your book to nothing.
I told her in protest that I don’t want people to see my mistake.
My loving teacher laughed and said ” Trying to erase your mistake will make more people know about your mess and the stigma is for life”.
Have you made some mistakes in life? Cross it over and move on.
Don’t expose yourself as a result of trying to cover your mistakes.
Better things are ahead of you…..
Strike out your 2018 mistakes and move into 2019 with a fresh note……
Say bye bye 2018 and welcome 2019…..
Is it possible to defrag a zebra?
This may happen if you “defrag your zebra” in your computer. See the result of Defragmentation process in a simple image.
What may happen if you visit very rich relatives
DON’T VISIT VERY RICH RELATIVES OR FRIENDS
I went to see a friend from a very rich family. The maid approached me and asked.
MAID: What would you like to have, fruit juice, yoghurt, tea, chocolate, cappuccino , frapuccino or coffee?
ME: Tea please.
MAID: Thanks. Which one you prefer, Ceylon Tea, Indian Tea, Herbal Tea, Kericho Gold Tea, Bush Tea or Green Tea?
ME: Ceylon Tea please.
MAID: How do you want it, black or white?
ME: White….
MAID: Milk or fresh cream?
ME: With milk.
MAID: Goat milk or cow milk?
ME: Cow’s milk.
MAID: Freezeland cow or Afrikaner cow?
ME: Uhm, lemme go with the freezeland cow.
MAID: Would you like it with sweetner, sugar or honey?
ME: Sugar.
MAID: Bee sugar or cane sugar?
ME: Cane sugar
MAID: White, brown or yellow sugar?
ME: OMG! forget about the tea, just give me a glass of water…
MAID: Mineral, tap or distilled water?
ME: Mineral water.
MAID: Flavored or non flavored?
ME: Leave it. Infact, get me an empty glass!
MAID:Do you want a tumbler, wine glass, champagne flute or a beer mug?
ME: Free me, I am ok as it is…”
Send to αll your friends to put a smile on their faces…… Don’t spoil the fun.