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Wife: “What are you doing?” Husband : Nothing. Wife : “Nothing…? You’ve been reading our marriage certificate for an hour.” Husband : “I am looking […]
Wife: “What are you doing?” Husband : Nothing. Wife : “Nothing…? You’ve been reading our marriage certificate for an hour.” Husband : “I am looking […]
Jesus and the devil were arguing over which one of them was the better computer programmer. “I am!” Jesus shouted. “No, I am!” the devil […]
Wife was making a breakfast of fried eggs for her husband. Suddenly, her husband burst into the kitchen. ‘Careful,’ he said, ‘CAREFUL! Put in some […]
Three women are out clubbing and they spot a club that says, “Women Only.” Since they are without their boyfriends and husbands, they decide to go […]
Meena had a habit of biting nails of her hand 💅 Her parents sent her to the Yoga Class as a part of treatment. Now, […]
A: I have the perfect son. B: Does he smoke? A: No, he doesn’t. B: Does he drink whiskey? A: No, he doesn’t. B: Does […]
Q: Why are most hurricanes named after women? A: Because when they come they are wet and wild and when they leave they take your house and […]
Four Catholic men and a Catholic woman were having coffee in a shop and The first Catholic man tells his friends, “My son is a priest, […]
An Irishman is stumbling through the woods, totally drunk, when he comes upon a preacher baptizing people in the river. He proceeds into the water, subsequently […]
There was a duck who walked into a store and said, “got any candy?” The storekeeper said, “no, we don’t.” The next day, the duck […]