Text Jokes

The secret of our long marriage life is, we take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music […]

A funeral service was being held for a young woman who had just passed away. As the pallbearers carried the casket out, they accidentally bumped […]

An honest 10-year-old admitted calmly to her parents that Billy Brown had kissed her after class. “How did that happen?,” gasped her mother. “It wasn’t […]

A man and a woman are sleeping together when suddenly there is a noise in the house, and the woman rolls over and says, “It’s my […]

A married couple are out one night at a dance club. There’s a guy on the dance floor giving it large: break dancing, moon walking, […]

  A man approached a very beautiful woman in a large supermarket and said, “I’ve lost my wife here in the supermarket. Can you talk […]

A kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom of children while they drew. She would occasionally walk around to see each child’s artwork. As she got […]

There are three rings in the life and the first ring is the reason for the next two.  First one is the engagement ring. Then […]

Two boys were arguing when the teacher entered the room.  The teacher says, “Why are you arguing?”  One boy answers, “We found a ten dollor […]

A man had six children and was very proud of his achievement. He was so proud of himself that he started calling his wife, ‘Mother […]