Text Jokes

A mother shark is teaching her young how to eat humans. “First, you go straight at them and then you circle them. You go straight […]

It is the middle of the night in the middle of nowhere, two cars both slightly cross over the white line in the centre of […]

3 friends lived in a flat on the 100th floor. One day when the lift was not working they decided to tell each other stories […]

A priest is walking down the street one day when he notices a very small boy trying to press a doorbell on a house across […]

If a tiger attacks your mother-in-law and your wife at the same time, Whom will you save? Husband: Of course the tiger, very few are […]

A new generation kid’s twitter update.. “Internet was not working last night, spent time with family. They seem to be nice people….”

A blonde walks into a bank in New York City and asks for the Loan officer. She says she’s going to Europe on business for […]

A Lady on telephone: ?Hello Sir, I want to meet  and talk to you.. Man: Do you know me..? Lady: Yes you are the father of […]

One day the mother was out and dad was in charge of the kid, who just turned three. Someone had given the kid a little ‘tea […]

Man to Doctor: Doctor, I am frustrated with my life. I want to commit suicide. I can’t take it anymore. Every night my wife goes […]