The teacher asking general knowledge questions to students.
Teacher : Students.. On “Britannia Tiger” biscuit cover, there is a green dot. What does that mean?
Student: Tiger is online
One bucket of water & one bucket of liquor is placed in front of a donkey.
Donkey drinks water & leaves the place.
The Teacher then questions students ” What do you learn”?
Students answer – One who does not drink liquor, is a donkey.😁
The Teacher asked her young students to get their parents to tell them a story with a moral at the end of it.
The next day, the kids came back and one by one, began to tell their stories.
There were all the regular types of stuff. But then the teacher realized that only Janie was left. “Janie, do you have a story to share ?’
”Yes madam……My daddy told me a story about my Mom. She was a Marine pilot in Operation Desert Storm in Iraq and her plane got hit.
She had to bail out over enemy territory and all she had was a flask of whiskey, a pistol and a survival knife.
She drank the whiskey on the way down so the bottle wouldn’t break and then her parachute landed her right in the middle of 20 Iraqi troops.
She shot 15 of them with the pistol, until she ran out of bullets, killed four more with the knife, till the blade broke and then she killed the last Iraqi with her bare hands.
Pin drop silence in the class !!
”Good Heavens,’ said the horrified teacher. ‘What did your Daddy tell you was the moral to this horrible story?
“Stay away from Mommy when she’s drunk……!!!!” 😝
Interviewer: What is Recession?
Candidate: When “Wine & Women” get replaced by “Water & Wife”,
that critical phase of life is called Recession!!😜
What is the difference between Liability & Asset?
A drunk friend is a Liability
A drunk Girlfriend is an Asset.
Who are lizards?
They are those poor crocodiles who forgot to have Horlicks when they were young.?
What is a Pizza..?
A Pizza.. is just a Paratha that went abroad for higher education
What’s the best example of “once in a lifetime opportunity?
A mosquito sitting on your wife’s face.:?
Son: Dad there’s a small get together at school tomorrow !!!
Father: small get together.? ..how small
Son: only me…you…and principal …?
School teacher sent home a note…..
“Your son is an obedient & bright student but spends too much time with girls.”
Mother sent a note back….
”Please advise a solution! Father has the same problem”. ?