Why is 1st April celebrated as Fool’s Day
Son :- Why is 1st April celebrated as Fools Day?
Father :- Because after paying all the taxes up to 31st March, we start working for the government again from 1st April …
This is a masterpiece…
Boss : So tell me young man, on which occasions have you realised that you are important to organization and organization cannot function without you???
Me : “Yes Sir, whenever I asked for leave”!!
Once a Project Manager was travelling by train in A/c class. He was traveling from Hyderabad to Bangalore!
He was traveling alone!
Some time later, a beautiful lady came and sat in the opposite seat.
Our PM was pleasantly happy!
The lady kept smiling at him! This made PM even more happy!
Then she went and sat next to him!
PM was bubbling with joy!
She then lean towards him and whispered in his ear ” Hand over all your valuables, cash, cards, mobile phone to me
else I will shout and tell everybody that you are harassing and misbehaving with me”
PM stared blankly at her!
He took out a paper and a pen from his bag and wrote ” I can not hear or speak. You write on this paper whatever you want to say”
The lady wrote everything what she said earlier and gave it to him!
PM took her note, kept it in his pocket!
He got up and told her in clear tones…”Now shout & scream!!”
MORAL OF THE STORY : *DOCUMENTATION IS VERY IMPORTANT*
Million Dollar Truth:
If Saturday and Sunday doesn’t excite you, then change your Friends.
If Monday doesn’t motivate you, then change your Profession.
If Monday is too exciting, and you are dying to get to work, then you should change your Spouse!!
*Project Manager* is a Person who thinks nine women can deliver a baby in One month.
*Procurement manager* is a Person who thinks it will take 18 months to deliver a Baby.
*Operations Head* is one who thinks single woman can deliver nine babies in one month if works harder.
*Marketing Manager* is a person who convinces anyone that he can deliver a baby even if no man and woman are available.
*Financial Budget*Team thinks they don’t need a man or woman; they’ll produce a child with zero resources.
* Planning Team* thinks they don’t care whether the child is delivered, they’ll just document 9 months.
*Quality Auditor* is the person who is never happy with a delivered baby.
*HR Manager* is a person who thinks that… a Donkey can deliver a Human Baby – if given 9 Months.
*Customer*is the one who doesn’t know why he wants a baby….!!!!!
…….for all corporate guys