“A man stood outside of his house after a bitter divorce and he noticed a crate of beer bottles.
He took out an empty bottle and smashed it onto the wall swearing, “you are the reason I don’t have a wife”.
He smashed the second bottle, “you are the reason I don’t have children”.
He smashed the third bottle, “you are the reason I don’t have a job”.
When he took the fourth bottle, he realized that the bottle was still sealed and full of beer and he said to the bottle, “you stand aside, I know you were not involved”. 🍻😄😄