A touching love story…
WIFE:
What would you do if i died? Would you get married again?
Husband:
No…how can I think of marrying?
Wife:
Why not? You would need company…for good and bad moments….please get married
Husband:
…oh …you are so sweet….even after death u r worrying about me…
Wife: so promise me, u will remarry if I die…
Husband:
Ok, ok, i’d get married again…just for you
Wife:
Would you live in our house with your new Wife…?
Husband:Yes, but will never let her use your room.
Wife:Would you let her drive my car ?
Husband: no…its yours…I will keep it as your memory…and buy new one..
Wife:Would you give her my jewelry?
Husband:
No..how can I… it has your memories attached. I am sure she would want her own..
Wife: Would she wear my shoes..?
Husband: No, never her size is ‘7’, and yours is 9
Wife:
–silence-
Husband:
‘Shiiit’…!!!
Husband’s funeral is on Sunday, please attend……
Dont laugh alone. Pass it on.