A couple ? watching an IPL match on TV. ? After five minutes:
Wife: Is that Bret Lee?
Husband: No. He is Chris Gayle. Bret Lee is the bowler
Wife: Bret Lee is smart. He should be in the movies like his brother!
Husband: He does not have an actor brother
Wife: What about Bruce Lee?
Husband: No, Bret Lee is an Australian
Wife: Oh! Look! Another wicket in just two minutes!
Husband: No. It is called action replay
Wife: Looks like India is going to win this one!
Husband: It is not India. It is Bangalore vs Kolkata.
Wife: Why is the umpire calling for a helicopter?
Husband: He is not calling for a helicopter. It’s a free hit.
Wife: Did the spectators not pay for the tickets? Why is it a ‘free’ hit? Now whom is he saying ‘HI’ to?
Husband: He is signalling a ‘Bye’.
Wife: Why is he saying ‘Bye’. Is the game over? How many runs to win?
Husband: 72 in 36 balls
Wife: Ah, that is easy. Just 2 runs in 1 ball
Husband turns off the TV! ?
Wife turns it on and watches a drama serial.
Husband: Who is this Character…?
Wife: Your Step Sister!!! ?
How many times have I told you not to disturb me when I am watching TV!
Husband: ?