An interesting baptism
James was baptized. The pastor dipped his head into water 3 times and said: “you are now baptized. Your sins are forgiven, you are a new creation in Christ, your name is now Jacob. No more drinking of alcohol”.
Jacob went home and goes to his refrigerator, took all his alcohol bottles out, dipped them into water 3 times and said: “you’re baptized, your sins are forgiven, you’re a new creation in Christ, your name is now Fruit Juice”.
Don’t laugh alone ?