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A great offer to choose

WIFE TO “DRUNK” HUSBAND: from now on, if your lips touch liquor you will never touch my lips

HUSBAND: awwwwww??

WIFE: now what are you thinking ??

HUSBAND: deciding……

WIFE: deciding what ??


*18 yrs old SCOTCH*

OR

*45 yrs old LIPS…?*

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