WhatsApp syndromes

Eleven New Diseases of Whatsapp users…..recently discovered :

1.Wrong post in wrong group syndrome
2.Non-reading earlier post dystrophy
3. Repeated posting neurosis
4. Late replying psychosis
5. Non-immune politico-religionitis
6. Sudden disappearancitis.
7. Incomprehensible abbreviationoma
8. Brainless compulsive forwarding syndrome
9.Acute mistyping reaction
10. Attention seeking high frequency DP changing disorder!
11. Sudden exit syndrome. ??