Think before you act

I came home from work

Was tired. Sat down on the sofa, Put my feet up.

Wife bought me a glass of water. Son gave me a sheet of paper ?

English.    17 /100

Maths.      40 /100

Physics     37/100

Chemistry 42/100

I lost my temper ?

Bloody idiot, What is this? All the time on phone and TV. How dare you show me such marks??

Wife said…I will explain

I told her: “Shut up. Its your love and pampering that has spoilt him. He is no good. Bloody useless!!!”

Wife said…oh no..Please hear me

I said: “Nothing to explain here. No one in our family has performed so badly ever.”

Son said…

*”Papa I was cleaning old almirah. I found this. This is your mark sheet.”*

Me..?, Son…?
Wife..?