The biggest lie

Two boys were arguing when the teacher entered the room. 

The teacher says, “Why are you arguing?” 

One boy answers, “We found a ten dollor bill and decided to give it to whoever tells the biggest lie.” 

“You should be ashamed of yourselves,” said the teacher, “When I was your age I didn’t even know what a lie was.” 

The boys gave the ten dollars to the teacher.

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