A Young man saved his girlfriend’s phone number on his mobile as “LOW BATTERY”.
Whenever she calls him in his absence, his wife takes the phone and plugs it to the charger.
Give that man a medal!
പണ്ടാരമടങ്ങാൻ നമ്മൾ പ്രവാസികൾ എവിടെ കല്യാണം ആലോചിച്ചു ചെന്നാലും,
അപ്പോൾ വീട്ടുകാർക്ക് അറിയണം പെണ്ണിനെ കൊണ്ടുപോകാമോ എന്ന്.
ഇതു പലതവണ ആയി.
സഹികെട്ടു ഞാൻ പറഞ്ഞു.
‘എനിക്കു 30 കിലോയെ കൊണ്ടുപോകാൻ പറ്റൂ. പെണ്ണിന് അതിലും കൂടുതൽ ഭാരമില്ലേ’😉
അല്ല പിന്നെ എന്നോടാ കളി……😜
Do You know why *Men* are called *Husband* and *Women* called *Wives* after marriage?
Ans: In House, the *Men* has to bend too much in front of Wives to run the family smooth. So they called *House Bend* this slowly changed to *Husband*.
The *Women* never trust their Men and asked too many questions that’s made them to *Whys*, This slowly changed to *Wives*.
Wife : – “Why in all marriages girl sits on left side and boy on the right side”?
Husband : – “According to profit and loss statement a/c all income is on right side and expenses are on the left side”…..
😄 Happy Financial Year ending 😜
*A question asked in a talent test:*
*If you are MARRIED to one of the TWIN sisters who look identical, how would you recognise your wife…?*
*The award-winning answer was….!*
*” PINCH BOTH. If she SCREAMS at you, she is your WIFE. If she SMILES then SISTER-IN-LAW….!”*
When a wife keeps her head on your chest and slowly asks “Dear do have any women in your life other than me”?
Remember your answer is not important at this time
Important is your heartbeats. Keep your heart beats in control
So do meditation
Wife: listen, shall we go to watch the circus ???
Husband: No……… I m busy..
Wife: it seems there’s a girl riding on a lion without dress …!!!!!
Husband: you have become very stubborn …. in everything you want to be stubborn …..okay ..let’s go ..anyway I’ve not seen a lion for a long time ….!!!!!😜
The rest of the story …
Husband & wife went to watch the circus. Husband had even bought the front row seats … 😎
Lion show started ….and also got over …but no girl without dress ..Soon, the entire Circus show was over…
Husband: you told me there is a show where a girl comes without dress?
Wife: I said a lion without dress, not girl ……..
I swear you will read it again.. 😜