‘WannaCry’ malware Effect
A service call to IT department in a Company after the “WannaCry” malware news.
“I tried opening all unknown attachments from the unknown source on my office system today but no luck so far.”
IT engineer and customer support
One day I was facing some issue with Outlook and I raised a ticket to get it resolved. I got a call from the Service Desk lady after some time and it went this way:
Lady: Hi I’m calling from service desk, what is the problem?Me: (I explained the problem).
Lady: Can you please share your screen and give me the control so that I can solve the issue?
Me: (I shared the screen and gave the control. She solved it!!)
Lady: You may close the ticket from your end, the issue is solved.
Me: Thank you very much, I will close the ticket.
I opened her profile in lync and had a look at her profile. The display pic looked small in size. I instantly messaged her Employee ID to my colleague and asked him to have a look at her. He replied “She looks good in some angles”.
I tried searching her FB profile with the help of her name, but there were too many results.
I started searching on Linked In instead, I found her profile this time. I was trying to enlarge the profile pic and suddenly a message popped up – it says
“ You may please stop sharing your screen!!..😂
This is a masterpiece…
Boss : So tell me young man, on which occasions have you realised that you are important to organization and organization cannot function without you???
Me : “Yes Sir, whenever I asked for leave”!!
Once a Project Manager was travelling by train in A/c class. He was traveling from Hyderabad to Bangalore!
He was traveling alone!
Some time later, a beautiful lady came and sat in the opposite seat.
Our PM was pleasantly happy!
The lady kept smiling at him! This made PM even more happy!
Then she went and sat next to him!
PM was bubbling with joy!
She then lean towards him and whispered in his ear ” Hand over all your valuables, cash, cards, mobile phone to me
else I will shout and tell everybody that you are harassing and misbehaving with me”
PM stared blankly at her!
He took out a paper and a pen from his bag and wrote ” I can not hear or speak. You write on this paper whatever you want to say”
The lady wrote everything what she said earlier and gave it to him!
PM took her note, kept it in his pocket!
He got up and told her in clear tones…”Now shout & scream!!”
MORAL OF THE STORY : *DOCUMENTATION IS VERY IMPORTANT*