Law of equality
A universal law that everybody will agree…
“The time taken by a wife when she says I’ll get ready in 5 min is exactly equal to the time taken by husband when he says ‘I’ll call u in 5 min!”😜
Do You know why *Men* are called *Husband* and *Women* called *Wives* after marriage?
Ans: In House, the *Men* has to bend too much in front of Wives to run the family smooth. So they called *House Bend* this slowly changed to *Husband*.
The *Women* never trust their Men and asked too many questions that’s made them to *Whys*, This slowly changed to *Wives*.
Wife: listen, shall we go to watch the circus ???
Husband: No……… I m busy..
Wife: it seems there’s a girl riding on a lion without dress …!!!!!
Husband: you have become very stubborn …. in everything you want to be stubborn …..okay ..let’s go ..anyway I’ve not seen a lion for a long time ….!!!!!😜
The rest of the story …
Husband & wife went to watch the circus. Husband had even bought the front row seats … 😎
Lion show started ….and also got over …but no girl without dress ..Soon, the entire Circus show was over…
Husband: you told me there is a show where a girl comes without dress?
Wife: I said a lion without dress, not girl ……..
I swear you will read it again.. 😜
Husband: I found Aladin’s lamp today.
Wife: wow, what did u ask for darling??
Husband: I asked him to increase your brain ten times..
Wife: oh..dear..luv u so much.. Did he do that??
He laughed and said,
Husband: multiplication doesn’t apply on zero.
A doubtful Lady asked Swamiji to clear the doubt about her husband with other women.
Lady: Swamiji, I doubt my husband has been cheating on me…. I have doubt on one woman…. What to do?
Swamiji: Take your husband to that woman’s doorstep and see if his wi-fi connects automatically..
Technology can be dangerous….. 😝😝
Wife calls her scientist husband…
“Honey.. Its Saturday night ……ur late…”
“Im busy with my team in an experiment”
“We’ve just added a derivative of C2H5OH (whiskey) with ambiant temperature H2O(water) and aqueous CO2(soda). To cool this mixture added some super low temperature, solidified H2O(ice), now while waiting for some protein(chicken tikka), we are fumigating (smoking)the lab with vapours of nicotine(…
It’s 4 or 5 round experiment.. So I will be late.”
“Oh dear.. I won’t disturb you. Take ur time..”😜😆