Baahubali and the common man
ഏതൊരു സാധാരണ പുരുഷനും സംഭവിക്കുന്നതേ ബാഹുബലിക്കും സംഭവിച്ചുള്ളു.
വീരശൂരപരാക്രമി ആയ സമയത്ത് ഒരു “കല്യാണം കഴിച്ചു”.
ജീവിതത്തിലെ രണ്ട് സ്ത്രി ജനങ്ങളുടെ (അമ്മ + ഭാര്യ) ഇടയിൽ കിടന്നു പോരാടി പാവം പോരാളി ബാഹുഅണ്ണൻ വീര മൃത്യു വരിച്ചു.
I was buying mangoes at the junction while waiting for change I saw a woman with a little child. The child was walking a bit faster than the woman and the woman shouted;
“Degree, wait for me”.
I was so amazed hearing that name.
So to satisfy my curiosity, I walked closer to the woman and asked;
“ma, why do you call this child degree”?
The woman laughed and said
“I sent her mother to the University and this is what she brought home…😜😜😜😜
Don’t laugh alone please.
Two ladies talking after death
1st woman: Hi! Wanda.
2nd woman: Hi! Sylvia. How’d you die?
1st woman: I froze to death.
2nd woman: How horrible!
1st woman: It wasn’t so bad…. After I quit shaking from the cold, I began to get warm & sleepy, and finally died a peaceful death. What about you?
2nd woman: I died of a massive heart attack. I suspected that my husband was cheating, so I came home early to catch him in the act. But instead, I found him all by himself in the den watching TV.
1st woman: So, what happened?
2nd woman: I was so sure there was another woman there somewhere that I started running all over the house looking. I ran up into the attic and searched, and down into the basement. Then I went through every closet and checked under all the beds. I kept this up until I had looked everywhere, and finally I became so exhausted that I just keeled over with a heart attack and died.
1st woman: Too bad you didn’t look in the freezer—we’d both still be alive.