I came home from work
Was tired. Sat down on the sofa, Put my feet up.
Wife bought me a glass of water. Son gave me a sheet of paper 📄
English. 17 /100
Maths. 40 /100
I lost my temper 😡
Bloody idiot, What is this? All the time on phone and TV. How dare you show me such marks?😡
Wife said…I will explain
I told her: “Shut up. Its your love and pampering that has spoilt him. He is no good. Bloody useless!!!”
Wife said…oh no..Please hear me
I said: “Nothing to explain here. No one in our family has performed so badly ever.”
*”Papa I was cleaning old almirah. I found this. This is your mark sheet.”*
Why is Planning so important?
One Night 4 college students were playing till late night and could not study for the test which was scheduled for the next day.
In the morning they thought of a plan. They made themselves look as dirty with grease and dirt. They then went up to the Dean and said that they had gone out to a wedding last night and on their return, the tyre of their car burst and they had to push the car all the way back and that they were in no condition to appear for the test.
So the Dean said they could have the re-test after 3 days. They thanked him and said they would be ready by that time.
On the third day they appeared before the Dean. The Dean said that as this was a Special Condition Test, all four were required to sit in separate classrooms for the test. They all agreed as they had prepared well in the last 3 days.
The Test consisted of 2 questions with a total of 100 Marks.
See Below for the question Paper
Q.1. Your Name…….. ………
Q.2.. Which tyre burst?
a) Front Left
b) Front Right
c) Back Left
d) Back Right